Summer Barney

Is this OK? Can I just Use my name? DOes this work?

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I had a dream recently that I was walking down the street. I stopped suddenly and was like “wait a second. I’m fabulous.” And then immediately men with cake started running toward me to try and woo me with their confectionary delights, and then the guy I actually liked came in with a pancake and some bacon and was all charming to my family and won the game. Moral of the story, though. If you believe you’re fabulous, other people will too.

Filed under true story not even kidding inspirational dreams fabulous

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officialunitedstates:

someone talking about math:  I love some factorials

their friend:  me too and the hypotenuse

me, interjecting:  does this bus get off on 3rd street or am I on the wrong one?  I only got on this bus because I thought the bus driver was attractive and now im trapped on a moving bus